41 Bad Pick Up Lines (Ladies Perspective)

by Menka Dimitrovska, Viral Columnist


Published in Viral on 25th May, 2018


Although Joey already came up with the best pick up line of all times, and no one will ever be able to think of a better line than "how you doin'?", people are still trying and giving their best to find pick up line that's both funny and charming at the same time. The problem with it is that people keep coming up with really bad, cheesy pick up lines that only make others, especially girls feel awkward and uncomfortable.

The thing about most pick up lines is that most are actually really, really bad.

But can these bad pickup lines actually help you get a date?

The best pick up lines are cute, clever, and funny all at the same time so they can help you break the ice. However, today's list doesn't include a lot of cute pick up lines, instead, I have included 50+ eye rolling, cringe worthy pick up lines that will at least make you feel better about your dating life.

The Most Terrible Pick up Lines in History

Let's start off strong with a selection of the worst pick up lines in history. You'll be surprised with what people will think of. Good luck picking up someone with these.

1. Is your mom a chicken? Because you're eggcellent.

2. You can call me Shrek, because I'm head ogre heels in love with you.

3. Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.

4. You must be a tower? Because eiffel for you.

5. You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.

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6. Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

7. I'm thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?

8. You must work at Starbucks, because I dig you a latte.

9. Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?.

10. Girl, they should take away your license, because you're driving me crazy.

11. It's a good thing I'm wearing gloves, because you're too hot for me to handle.

Puked a little bit in your mouth didn't you? Now imagine how someone feels when they hear these pick up lines. Feel sorry for them yet, wait there's more...

Corny Pick up Lines

12. You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

13. Sorry, but you're going to have to leave. You're making everyone else look ugly.

14. Hey girl, let me tie those shoes. I'm not letting you fall for anyone else.

15. Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me nervous.

16. Are you a magician? Because when I have a look at you, you make everyone else disappear!

17. Feel my shirt. Do you know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.

18. What's on the menu, you ask? ME-N-U

19. Other than being sexy as hell, what do you do for a living?

bad pick up lines

20. She/He: I'm in a relationship with someone else. You: What can I do to get you out of that?

21. Is your body Mcdonalds? Because I'm lovin' it!

22. Excuse me! You need to buy me a new drink. -Why? -Because I dropped mine, when I glanced at you.

23. Can you tell me what's an attractive, funny man like me doing without your number?

24. Are you Adele? Because you got me at hello.

25. You must be tired. Because you've been running through my mind the whole night.

Can you successfully pick up a guy or a girl using this list of incredibly corny pick up lines? I'm guessing it will be tough but if you're up for a challenge give it a try and see how it goes.

Funny Pick up Lines

26. You must be from Mexico, because I feel like you're the Juan for me!

27. I'm from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?

28. Do you like plums? How about a date?

29. You must be an orphanage. Because I need to give you a couple of kids.

funny pick up lines

30. Fat koala. -What? -I had to break the ice somehow.

31. Here's $40. Drink until I become pretty good looking, then come over to talk.

32. I got a pen and you've got a phone number. Imagine the possibilities.

Now if you really want to make an impression, you'll need to step up your game and get a bit more creative. Although we've had a few laughs with the last ones, this one actually has real potential to work.

Here's how it goes:

Step up to a guy/girl at a bar, extend your hand and ask: "Will you hold this while I step outside?"

Has a much bigger chance to work than any of the other ones you read so far.

Chemistry Pick up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines seem to be the most popular nowadays, so let's have a look at some cheesy chemistry pick up lines, and get a better understanding of how "chemistry nerds" pick up guys or girls.

Here's a collection of the corniest chemistry pickup lines that are guaranteed to set off a reaction!

33. You must have 11 protons. Because you're sodium fine girl!

34. Did you suffer from radiation poisoning? Because you are positively glowing!

35. I'm sick and my doctor prescribed me Vitamin U.

36. You must be the periodic table. Because U and I are very distant.

37. Forget about hydrogen, you're always the number one element for me.

38. Hi there, do you think a little bit more alcohol would catalyze this reaction?

Cute Pick up Lines

Although they're not too many, they still do exist. Here are a few pick up lines people seem to find cute:

39. Which number should I use to text you goodnight when I get home?

40. Hey there, can you spare a few minutes for me to hit on you?

41. You must be French. Because maDAMN.

I hope these pick up lines left at least a smile on your face, because no matter how awful most of them were, they did what they were supposed to: made you laugh, or at least smile, and at the end of the day, a good laugh is all we need.

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