Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh! (Funny Jokes)

by Zara Mohammed, Entertainment Columnist


Published in Entertainment on 2nd October, 2019


Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?

A: Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q: What kind of button doesn't unbutton?

A: A belly button

Q: What is a plants favourite drink?

A: Root beer

beer

Q: What is the most famous creature in the ocean?

A: The starfish

Q: What do you call a group of unorganised cats?

A: A cat-astrophe

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: Tomato paste!

tomato paste

Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

A: Nothing, it just waved

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?

A: In snowbanks

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny

clowns

Q: Why did the two 4s skip dinner?

A: They already 8

Q: Who shaves ten times a day but still has a beard?

A: A barber

Q: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?

A: They kept dropping their trunks

elephants

Q: Why is a carrot the best detective?

A: They get to the root of every case!

Q: Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

A: They'd crack each other up

Q: What songs to tortillas write?

A: Wraps

wraps

Q: What did one hat say to the other?

A: You stay there, I'll go on ahead

Q: Why don't skeletons watch scary movies?

A: They have no guts

Q: Why do birds fly south?

A: It's easier than walking

birds flying

Q: What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?<

A: Tinselitus

Q: What's the best season for trampolines?

A: Spring-time!

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on coffee?

A: Because he drank it before it was cool

hipster

Q: How does a duck buy lipstick?

A: She puts it on her bill

Q: What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Ketchup

Q: What did the cop say to his stomach?

A: Stop! I've got you under a vest!

police

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: Why don't people like Russian Dolls?

A: Because they are full of themselves.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it

dancing

Q: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto

Q: What is a pepper that won't leave you alone?

A: The Pepper-azi

Q: What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?

A: Make a seizure salad

funny

Q: Who cleans the ocean?

A: Mer-maids

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender?

A: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a meditating wolf?

A: Aware wolf

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs

Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger one?

A: You're too young to smoke!

Q: Why did the farmer win an award?

A: Because he was standing out in his field.

farmer

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?

A: She grew out of her B shells

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?

A: Boo-bees

bees

Q: What do you call a bee that is having a bad hair day?

A: A frizz-bee

Q: Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?

A: He had no body to go with him!

Q: Why can't you trust a burrito?

A: Because they tend to spill the beans

burrito

Q: You know what they say about cliffhangers?

A: ...

Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: There are ears everywhere

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten-tickles

octopus laughing

Q: What do you call an American bee?

A: An USB

Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

A: All of the fans left

Q: Which plant rules the garden?

A: The dande-lion

lion

Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

A: Reality

Q: What is the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty!

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

A: Don't look! I'm about to change.

traffic light

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why do melons have weddings?

A: Because they cantaloupe

Q: Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

A: For Drizzle

snoop dog

Q: What did the hungry clock do?

A: It went back 4 seconds

Q: Why did the walnut go out with the prune?

A: Because they couldn't find a date

Q: How do you befriend a squirrel?

A: Just act like a nut

squirrel

Q: Why did the gardener quit?

A: His celery wasn't high enough!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An in-vest-igator

Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?

A: His mom was in a jam

jam

Q: What did the cobbler say to the stray cat?

A: Shoe!

Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?

A: A little hourse

Q: Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

A: It was craving a well-balanced meal

tightrope walker

Q: What do bees brush their hair with?

A: A honey comb

Q: What is a firefly's favourite game?

A: Hide-and-glow-seek

Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It got stuck in a crack

toilet paper stuck

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired

Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

A: Looking a little pail there!

Q: How does a squid go into battle?

A: Well-armed

squid

Q: Why was the sand wet?

A: Because the sea-weed

Q: What do call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool?

A: Bob

Q: Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

A: No? Really? It's making headlines!

Q: What do most cows like to read?

A: Cattle-logs

Q: Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

A: His mummy of course!

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