Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark!
Q: What kind of button doesn't unbutton?
A: A belly button
Q: What is a plants favourite drink?
A: Root beer
Q: What is the most famous creature in the ocean?
A: The starfish
Q: What do you call a group of unorganised cats?
A: A cat-astrophe
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato paste!
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snowbanks
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny
Q: Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
A: They already 8
Q: Who shaves ten times a day but still has a beard?
A: A barber
Q: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks
Q: Why is a carrot the best detective?
A: They get to the root of every case!
Q: Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
A: They'd crack each other up
Q: What songs to tortillas write?
Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You stay there, I'll go on ahead
Q: Why don't skeletons watch scary movies?
A: They have no guts
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: It's easier than walking
Q: What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?<
Q: What's the best season for trampolines?
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on coffee?
A: Because he drank it before it was cool
Q: How does a duck buy lipstick?
A: She puts it on her bill
Q: What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Q: What did the cop say to his stomach?
A: Stop! I've got you under a vest!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Q: Why don't people like Russian Dolls?
A: Because they are full of themselves.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it
Q: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Q: What is a pepper that won't leave you alone?
A: The Pepper-azi
Q: What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?
A: Make a seizure salad
Q: Who cleans the ocean?
Q: What did the duck say to the bartender?
A: Put it on my bill
Q: What do you call a meditating wolf?
A: Aware wolf
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs
Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger one?
A: You're too young to smoke!
Q: Why did the farmer win an award?
A: Because he was standing out in his field.
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships
Q: Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?
A: She grew out of her B shells
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk?
Q: What do you call a bee that is having a bad hair day?
A: A frizz-bee
Q: Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?
A: He had no body to go with him!
Q: Why can't you trust a burrito?
A: Because they tend to spill the beans
Q: You know what they say about cliffhangers?
Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: There are ears everywhere
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Q: What do you call an American bee?
A: An USB
Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A: All of the fans left
Q: Which plant rules the garden?
A: The dande-lion
Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q: What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look! I'm about to change.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q: Why do melons have weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe
Q: Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
A: For Drizzle
Q: What did the hungry clock do?
A: It went back 4 seconds
Q: Why did the walnut go out with the prune?
A: Because they couldn't find a date
Q: How do you befriend a squirrel?
A: Just act like a nut
Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: His celery wasn't high enough!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An in-vest-igator
Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: His mom was in a jam
Q: What did the cobbler say to the stray cat?
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A: A little hourse
Q: Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
A: It was craving a well-balanced meal
Q: What do bees brush their hair with?
A: A honey comb
Q: What is a firefly's favourite game?
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two-tired
Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
A: Looking a little pail there!
Q: How does a squid go into battle?
Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the sea-weed
Q: What do call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool?
Q: Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
A: No? Really? It's making headlines!
Q: What do most cows like to read?
Q: Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
A: His mummy of course!
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